DINALI NAOMI so retarded

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Zac Efron down in the dumps.

By Soretarded.

Zac Efron was spotted driving around aimlessly in Santa Monica on Sunday afternoon. Everyone is wondering why he looked so gloomy after being spotted stopping up in the cliffs with his skateboard and cellphone in hand. Paparazzi said that he had quite an intense conversation on his cellphone and seemed rather concerned. After the call, he hung around taking in the ocean air for a while before heading back to his car. Soretarded, the most read entertainment news online, met up with Zac Efron's new girlfriend, Dinali Naomi, to find out more.

When we asked Dinali about Zac during our interview with her, she remained tight-lipped and was very careful of the words she used and the things she said. All she did say was, "Some things are just simply better off left unsaid. All I can tell you is that Zac is facing some problems at the moment and he does not need the media to give him more. What he really needs now is our care and support."

That sure does not sound like Zac is doing all that well. However, by the looks of it, Dinali seems to be doing a marvellous job as Zac's girlfriend. So although we were not able to find out why Zac was down in the dumps, we sure did find out how strong Zinali are keeping it together.

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The above news is totally fake, please do not take it seriously.

Why else do you think this webpage is named so retarded for?

I hope I don't get sued though.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Looking at this makes my insides turn, seriously. Robert Pattinson is ugly (sorry, but you really are) and I have no idea why they even compare him to Zac Efron. He looks nothing like how the author described him in the book. Those that think Twilight is an awesome movie is most guranteed to not have read the book. So if you're looking forward to the up-coming movie New Moon, please, I suggest you read the books first before the movie is officially released.

Yes, I do hate the movie, but that will not stop me from watching it.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Goodbye Zanessa!

Since hooking up on the set of High School Musical 1, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have become one of Hollywood's youngest and most popular power pairs around. The couple has indeed made it through some of the toughest times together, especially during the Vanessa Hudgens nude scandal. However, just recently, it has been reported that they have split up for good.

Last week at the Diesel Only the Brave cologne launch party in West Hollywood, Vanessa Hudgens revealed that she would not mind considering roles that involve nudity. She stated, "I will show nudity in a film when the time is right. Right now, I wouldn't feel comfortable doing it, but like I said, when the time's right, if it's an amazing movie that I'm really passionate about and that's what it calls for, then we'll see.”

According to a source, "When Zac heard about Vanessa's consideration on roles that involve nudity, he was utterly shocked and shattered." It is said that he is disappointed with her consideration, especially after her nude scandal and thus, a quarrel transpired and the couple split up.

Hello Zinali!

Just days after the split up, Zac Efron has reportedly been seen with an unknown 5'8.5" (1.74m) girl who seems to be around the age of 20. They were seen at the Hard Rock Cafe having dinner in a twosome cubicle. They were sitting opposite each other, faces almost touching, as though they were lovers who have not seen each other since forever. They were smiling all throughout the dinner, even while eating.

When asked to comment, Vanessa Hudgens said, “We both have the right to continue our lives and date whoever we fall in love with. It’s a free country. We are still in good terms with each other and there are no bad feelings between us ex-lovers.”

A reliable source quoted that the young lady has been identified as Dinali Naomi, who is currently studying at Wheelock College. Zac has hinted in an interview that he and Dinali have been dating after the Zanessa split up.

Will this romance last a fairytale lifetime or will it suffer another episode of ugly break up? Only time will tell.

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The above news is totally fake, please do not take it seriously.

Why else do you think this webpage is named so retarded for?

I hope I don't get sued though.